@nsreed I'm an entire balloon animal. https://t.co/eotoOr2F18
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@triztrooper @visakanv I've wondered about ways to float around. Living semi-aquatic would be funny. https://t.co/eotoOr2F18
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Or maybe actually spend more time on hot air. I wanna know if manatee farts contain lots of methane. https://t.co/OUupbYSFkU If not, would their gut bacteria treat Crohn's? When are we going to do large scale trials on cross-species transfaunation? http
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My jokeish references to sloths aren't actually about floating. They're an artifact of exploring how sloth metabolism might be a sort of hibernation-esque metabolism phenomena mediated by their gut microbes, driven by a curiosity about why I fart so much.