RT @christapeterso: In other news Stanford has made a toilet that identifies you based on your butthole https://t.co/JKSuLk4lD7 https://t…
Not even in the toilets we can’t shit in peace.
RT @DethVeggie: I don't think I like this new 2FA.
RT @christapeterso: In other news Stanford has made a toilet that identifies you based on your butthole https://t.co/JKSuLk4lD7 https://t…
This is how those airport scanners work too
OH 💩 don’t show the racist hateful anti-vax freedumdum truckers this, they might blow their lids! No more freedumdum @ home! Government gonna REALLY know yer 💩! 🤣🤣
My toilet scanning my hole knowing the bitch with IBS is coming in for the third time in 2 hours https://t.co/WTt3OIx1Sp
It’s finally come to the time, when AI comes for the butthole inspector. Lobby your local politician and demand they protect these pillars of society.
RT @MikeBuresh: New frontiers in forensic science!
RT @DethVeggie: I don't think I like this new 2FA.
RT @christapeterso: In other news Stanford has made a toilet that identifies you based on your butthole https://t.co/JKSuLk4lD7 https://t…
resist https://t.co/Tpi7wycICA
RT @MikeBuresh: New frontiers in forensic science!
RT @christapeterso: In other news Stanford has made a toilet that identifies you based on your butthole https://t.co/JKSuLk4lD7 https://t…
Sometimes I want to shit incognito, jeez!
RT @christapeterso: In other news Stanford has made a toilet that identifies you based on your butthole https://t.co/JKSuLk4lD7 https://t…
RT @christapeterso: In other news Stanford has made a toilet that identifies you based on your butthole https://t.co/JKSuLk4lD7 https://t…
RT @DethVeggie: I don't think I like this new 2FA.
RT @christapeterso: In other news Stanford has made a toilet that identifies you based on your butthole https://t.co/JKSuLk4lD7 https://t…
If my place of work ever installs one of these I will simply shit in the sink 👍
RT @DethVeggie: I don't think I like this new 2FA.
Gonna hack into the Stanford butthole database
Like fingerprints, only honey holes.
RT @kvnrogan: it's so fucked up when "AI" really just becomes a tool to take away people's jobs
RT @christapeterso: In other news Stanford has made a toilet that identifies you based on your butthole https://t.co/JKSuLk4lD7 https://t…
RT @christapeterso: In other news Stanford has made a toilet that identifies you based on your butthole https://t.co/JKSuLk4lD7 https://t…
RT @DethVeggie: I don't think I like this new 2FA.
RT @christapeterso: In other news Stanford has made a toilet that identifies you based on your butthole https://t.co/JKSuLk4lD7 https://t…
Imagine hacking this company’s database in order to exfiltrate terabytes of analprint scans
Imagine wasting research $s on this with a straight face
"It's alright, mayor, we found the killer; he left his buttprint all over the place."
RT @kvnrogan: it's so fucked up when "AI" really just becomes a tool to take away people's jobs
RT @DethVeggie: I don't think I like this new 2FA.
when i was like 5 i would have mad intrusive thoughts ab what if that was happening to when i was on the toilet
RT @DethVeggie: I don't think I like this new 2FA.
RT @kohantoys: -En el futuro cercano, la inteligencia artificial provocará que muchos trabajadores se vuelvan obsoletos -La inteligencia a…
“Analprint”
RT @kvnrogan: it's so fucked up when "AI" really just becomes a tool to take away people's jobs
RT @christapeterso: In other news Stanford has made a toilet that identifies you based on your butthole https://t.co/JKSuLk4lD7 https://t…
this is so perverted
RT @christapeterso: In other news Stanford has made a toilet that identifies you based on your butthole https://t.co/JKSuLk4lD7 https://t…
RT @DethVeggie: I don't think I like this new 2FA.
RT @christapeterso: In other news Stanford has made a toilet that identifies you based on your butthole https://t.co/JKSuLk4lD7 https://t…
RT @andylapteff: 2FA. See what I did there?
Ni Asimov vio venir esto
There is something called the "Bristol stool form chart" and you can buy them on Amazon. That is all.
RT @DethVeggie: I don't think I like this new 2FA.
If an AI pushes deepfaked reconstructions of the buttholes at my local Arby's from cameras that were installed by a boston dynamics robot I don't control onto my phone, have I committed a crime?
anyone up for a game of FATAL
RT @kvnrogan: it's so fucked up when "AI" really just becomes a tool to take away people's jobs
how much variation could their possibly be?
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RT @kohantoys: -En el futuro cercano, la inteligencia artificial provocará que muchos trabajadores se vuelvan obsoletos -La inteligencia a…
RT @DethVeggie: I don't think I like this new 2FA.
RT @christapeterso: In other news Stanford has made a toilet that identifies you based on your butthole https://t.co/JKSuLk4lD7 https://t…
RT @no_goblins: I keep talking about how weird and creepy the bidet activists are but nobody is hearing me
RT @kohantoys: -En el futuro cercano, la inteligencia artificial provocará que muchos trabajadores se vuelvan obsoletos -La inteligencia a…
RT @kohantoys: -En el futuro cercano, la inteligencia artificial provocará que muchos trabajadores se vuelvan obsoletos -La inteligencia a…
I keep talking about how weird and creepy the bidet activists are but nobody is hearing me
Full Luddism! Now! https://t.co/MUH0moWzBy
RT @kohantoys: -En el futuro cercano, la inteligencia artificial provocará que muchos trabajadores se vuelvan obsoletos -La inteligencia a…
@don_kordeone
RT @christapeterso: In other news Stanford has made a toilet that identifies you based on your butthole https://t.co/JKSuLk4lD7 https://t…
Guy like me would just wear a ski mask as underwear while I destroy the bathroom
getting my balls cut off with a high intensity jet stream of water because I failed to pass the anal ID check in my smart toilet
What if u got the plug in
RT @DethVeggie: I don't think I like this new 2FA.
RT @DethVeggie: I don't think I like this new 2FA.
RT @DethVeggie: I don't think I like this new 2FA.
RT @christapeterso: In other news Stanford has made a toilet that identifies you based on your butthole https://t.co/JKSuLk4lD7 https://t…
CC: @SifisHome "Do we want to support connected toilets?"
Can we stop pls
Getting to know you, getting to know all about you.
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RT @DethVeggie: I don't think I like this new 2FA.
RT @DethVeggie: I don't think I like this new 2FA.
RT @DethVeggie: I don't think I like this new 2FA.
RT @DethVeggie: I don't think I like this new 2FA.
RT @christapeterso: In other news Stanford has made a toilet that identifies you based on your butthole https://t.co/JKSuLk4lD7 https://t…
RT @kohantoys: -En el futuro cercano, la inteligencia artificial provocará que muchos trabajadores se vuelvan obsoletos -La inteligencia a…
RT @DethVeggie: I don't think I like this new 2FA.
RT @christapeterso: In other news Stanford has made a toilet that identifies you based on your butthole https://t.co/JKSuLk4lD7 https://t…
RT @DethVeggie: I don't think I like this new 2FA.
Podríamos decir que te anal…iza 😎💥 YEAHHHHH
Paren al mundo, ya no quiero mi futuro.
RT @christapeterso: In other news Stanford has made a toilet that identifies you based on your butthole https://t.co/JKSuLk4lD7 https://t…
-En el futuro cercano, la inteligencia artificial provocará que muchos trabajadores se vuelvan obsoletos -La inteligencia artificial:
Maybe we don’t need more science
RT @christapeterso: In other news Stanford has made a toilet that identifies you based on your butthole https://t.co/JKSuLk4lD7 https://t…
RT @DethVeggie: I don't think I like this new 2FA.
RT @DethVeggie: I don't think I like this new 2FA.
2FA. See what I did there?
RT @DethVeggie: I don't think I like this new 2FA.
RT @DethVeggie: I don't think I like this new 2FA.
RT @DethVeggie: I don't think I like this new 2FA.
What the fuck was joking a week ago about pitching this exact idea on Shark Tank and it already exists