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Each user of the toilet is identified through their fingerprint and the distinctive features of their anoderm, and the data are securely stored and analysed in an encrypted cloud server. "Encrypted cloud server"
RT @clapifyoulikeme: "Analprint scan" is an absolutely cursed pairing of words
RT @clapifyoulikeme: "Analprint scan" is an absolutely cursed pairing of words https://t.co/wJdruANEqV
@mayazi Can we add the butthole ID cam too? https://t.co/NzndT5x45T
@lord_snorkel @Rmacsportstalk @loserbeee @sfchronicle https://t.co/NTlMvknFn3 https://t.co/04LTV2Q4h0 "This study was funded by the National Institutes of Health (grants UL1 TR001085 and T32 CA118681)." So at least some money was spent on those. (1/2)
"Variety of ass holes everywhere" The statement above is a true fact but without the explainer might mis-construe this fact Ass holes come in different shape, sizes, form, shape and color. Ass holes are unique and can be used as biometric identifier. ht
😂😂
RT @j_greenwood: The dark side of deep learning https://t.co/rYqAmj5pn5
The dark side of deep learning
RT @christapeterso: Thinking about this Stanford 4-camera toilet that identifies u by taking pictures of your butthole https://t.co/JKSuL…
Hilarious read!
Isn't science great? If this isn't a sign that we're advancing as a species, I don't know what is. I have great hopes for the future.
@scienceshitpost anyone?
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RT @christapeterso: Thinking about this Stanford 4-camera toilet that identifies u by taking pictures of your butthole https://t.co/JKSuL…
Science makes my life better.
後輩から送られてきたんだが、前に経肛門的直腸異物の論文あげたエピソードで”✳︎好きの先輩”イメージが定着している...?
@SeungminPark_ your “shitty” work is getting noticed again! Quite a few good ideas in this thread for version 2.0 🤓🤣🍻
Ok this seems to be real... Really???
@acony_belle sounds like the origin story of https://t.co/aNzkguAqfS
RT @christapeterso: Thinking about this Stanford 4-camera toilet that identifies u by taking pictures of your butthole https://t.co/JKSuL…
But we can’t have FUCKING POCKETS IN WOMEN’S CLOTHING
Biometrics on steroids.
@nipun29j Please check this out. https://t.co/8etBR6h6zA
RT @skkboz: And here's the surveillance technology the Americans have come up with. This Stanford 4-camera toilet that identifies u by tak…
RT @skkboz: And here's the surveillance technology the Americans have come up with. This Stanford 4-camera toilet that identifies u by tak…
Κάθε μέρα φέρνουμε την επανάσταση των μηχανών όλο και πιο κοντά ετσι που τους φερόμαστε.
“Zoom in....enhance.....enhance....give me a hard copy right there”
This is what it’s like at the singularity
RT @jhilden: New Apple login option just dropped
RT @funranium: It's a law that every time I see this article that I'm required to share this @drewtoothpaste jam. It's a weird law but what…
RT @christapeterso: Thinking about this Stanford 4-camera toilet that identifies u by taking pictures of your butthole https://t.co/JKSuL…
RT @christapeterso: Thinking about this Stanford 4-camera toilet that identifies u by taking pictures of your butthole https://t.co/JKSuL…
Finally, I’ll have proof when I brag about the big ones. Thank you, Stanford!
Tired: Asking for hole pics Wired: Asking for Analprint scans
RT @skkboz: And here's the surveillance technology the Americans have come up with. This Stanford 4-camera toilet that identifies u by tak…
RT @BenjaminVanDyne: This is why, just like with my laptop camera, I cover my bidet spout with a Post-it when I’m not using it
RT @christapeterso: Thinking about this Stanford 4-camera toilet that identifies u by taking pictures of your butthole https://t.co/JKSuL…
RT @Chris8711: Wait. Didn’t I hear @duncantrussell and @joerogan come up with this idea a few years ago on the podcast? SOMEONE DID IT?
RT @christapeterso: Thinking about this Stanford 4-camera toilet that identifies u by taking pictures of your butthole https://t.co/JKSuL…
RT @christapeterso: Thinking about this Stanford 4-camera toilet that identifies u by taking pictures of your butthole https://t.co/JKSuL…
RT @christapeterso: Thinking about this Stanford 4-camera toilet that identifies u by taking pictures of your butthole https://t.co/JKSuL…
RT @Chris8711: Wait. Didn’t I hear @duncantrussell and @joerogan come up with this idea a few years ago on the podcast? SOMEONE DID IT?
RT @christapeterso: Thinking about this Stanford 4-camera toilet that identifies u by taking pictures of your butthole https://t.co/JKSuL…
What a time to be alive
RT @christapeterso: Thinking about this Stanford 4-camera toilet that identifies u by taking pictures of your butthole https://t.co/JKSuL…
RT @christapeterso: Thinking about this Stanford 4-camera toilet that identifies u by taking pictures of your butthole https://t.co/JKSuL…
RT @christapeterso: Thinking about this Stanford 4-camera toilet that identifies u by taking pictures of your butthole https://t.co/JKSuL…
RT @christapeterso: Thinking about this Stanford 4-camera toilet that identifies u by taking pictures of your butthole https://t.co/JKSuL…
RT @christapeterso: Thinking about this Stanford 4-camera toilet that identifies u by taking pictures of your butthole https://t.co/JKSuL…
RT @christapeterso: Thinking about this Stanford 4-camera toilet that identifies u by taking pictures of your butthole https://t.co/JKSuL…
RT @christapeterso: Thinking about this Stanford 4-camera toilet that identifies u by taking pictures of your butthole https://t.co/JKSuL…
@beefanddairy It looks like the Americans are ahead of England on anal recognition again. Y'all need to catch up.
RT @funranium: It's a law that every time I see this article that I'm required to share this @drewtoothpaste jam. It's a weird law but what…
And people were upset to hear that baby monitors could be hacked and your children watched remotely. A Wi-Fi connected camera that films your netherregions as you go. What could go wrong?
RT @skkboz: @TheBabylonBee just bear with me https://t.co/PsxCVeOnVo
RT @christapeterso: Thinking about this Stanford 4-camera toilet that identifies u by taking pictures of your butthole https://t.co/JKSuL…
Wait. Didn’t I hear @duncantrussell and @joerogan come up with this idea a few years ago on the podcast? SOMEONE DID IT?
RT @funranium: It's a law that every time I see this article that I'm required to share this @drewtoothpaste jam. It's a weird law but what…
RT @christapeterso: Thinking about this Stanford 4-camera toilet that identifies u by taking pictures of your butthole https://t.co/JKSuL…
*тревоги жителя полицейского государства*
@guardianeco will have to test before contributing https://t.co/EntJnpWGPS
@clim8resistance Testing prior to launch? https://t.co/EntJnpWGPS
RT @funranium: It's a law that every time I see this article that I'm required to share this @drewtoothpaste jam. It's a weird law but what…
RT @christapeterso: Thinking about this Stanford 4-camera toilet that identifies u by taking pictures of your butthole https://t.co/JKSuL…
RT @funranium: It's a law that every time I see this article that I'm required to share this @drewtoothpaste jam. It's a weird law but what…
Didnt adult swim do this already with the smart pipe?
@afromedwoman How could I forget this older one from Stanford which has 2FA via finger- and anal-sphincter print 🤩 https://t.co/65GpWhc07m
this is also used in our Evan’s Tweet Warning System
RT @christapeterso: Thinking about this Stanford 4-camera toilet that identifies u by taking pictures of your butthole https://t.co/JKSuL…
RT @funranium: It's a law that every time I see this article that I'm required to share this @drewtoothpaste jam. It's a weird law but what…
One of my irrational fears/intrusive thoughts is that there is a camera in the toilet .. i only think of that when im pooping and it makes me so nervous lmfaaoo
RT @christapeterso: Thinking about this Stanford 4-camera toilet that identifies u by taking pictures of your butthole https://t.co/JKSuL…
RT @christapeterso: Thinking about this Stanford 4-camera toilet that identifies u by taking pictures of your butthole https://t.co/JKSuL…
RT @funranium: It's a law that every time I see this article that I'm required to share this @drewtoothpaste jam. It's a weird law but what…
RT @funranium: It's a law that every time I see this article that I'm required to share this @drewtoothpaste jam. It's a weird law but what…
It's hard not to believe we're in the greatest era for technological development ever. Anus-identification as a path to greater health. HNIC viewers could use this technology to help them determine whether to tune in or not.
This is fine.
RT @christapeterso: Thinking about this Stanford 4-camera toilet that identifies u by taking pictures of your butthole https://t.co/JKSuL…
New Apple login option just dropped
RT @christapeterso: Thinking about this Stanford 4-camera toilet that identifies u by taking pictures of your butthole https://t.co/JKSuL…
RT @christapeterso: Thinking about this Stanford 4-camera toilet that identifies u by taking pictures of your butthole https://t.co/JKSuL…
RT @christapeterso: Thinking about this Stanford 4-camera toilet that identifies u by taking pictures of your butthole https://t.co/JKSuL…
RT @christapeterso: Thinking about this Stanford 4-camera toilet that identifies u by taking pictures of your butthole https://t.co/JKSuL…
RT @christapeterso: Thinking about this Stanford 4-camera toilet that identifies u by taking pictures of your butthole https://t.co/JKSuL…
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RT @christapeterso: Thinking about this Stanford 4-camera toilet that identifies u by taking pictures of your butthole https://t.co/JKSuL…
2FA in weird.
Don't use toilets!
RT @christapeterso: Thinking about this Stanford 4-camera toilet that identifies u by taking pictures of your butthole https://t.co/JKSuL…
“Each user of the toilet is identified through their fingerprint and the distinctive features of their anoderm”
It's a law that every time I see this article that I'm required to share this @drewtoothpaste jam. It's a weird law but what're ya gonna do, it's Ohio. https://t.co/r80sLwAPD9
RT @christapeterso: Thinking about this Stanford 4-camera toilet that identifies u by taking pictures of your butthole https://t.co/JKSuL…
yes we've all seen that adult swim short